Thursday, February 19, 2015

Breaking News, 1 Marine can Kill 100 ISIS Goat Fuckers.


A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters!..." The ISIS commander quickly orders ten of his best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then silence.
The voice once again calls out: "One Marine is better than one hundred ISIS sons of bitches!" Furious, the ISIS commander sends his next best 100 over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After ten minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again: "One Marine is better than a thousand ISIS goat fuckers!" The enraged ISIS commander musters 100 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.
Eventually a severely wounded ISIS fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander.....
"Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There's two of them."

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